theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

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6 hours ago 410472 ♥ Comments
prettyboyshyflizzy:

loveniaimani:

ctron164:

tarynel:

chiefsimba:

king-emare:

trailerparkof-whores:

Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them

lmaoooo son…this just ruined my childhood

Yo lmfaooo

BRUH NOOOOOOOOOOO LMFAO


Nooooooooooooo why ya’ll destroying “Dragon Tales” ?!?!



😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

prettyboyshyflizzy:

loveniaimani:

ctron164:

tarynel:

chiefsimba:

king-emare:

trailerparkof-whores:

Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them

lmaoooo son…this just ruined my childhood

Yo lmfaooo

BRUH NOOOOOOOOOOO LMFAO

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Nooooooooooooo why ya’ll destroying “Dragon Tales” ?!?!

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😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

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1 day ago 200383 ♥ Comments
tastefullyoffensive:

For sale, obtainable, purchasable, acquirable, gettable [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

For sale, obtainable, purchasable, acquirable, gettable [via]

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1 day ago 4162 ♥ Comments

edwardspoonhands:

justthenewkid:

nuggetxnicole:

Kids React To: The sudden realization of their own mortality

even the baby’s a little shook up by the end

This small human has internalized the inexorable march of time far better than I have.

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1 day ago 288322 ♥ Comments

edwardspoonhands:

justthenewkid:

nuggetxnicole:

Kids React To: The sudden realization of their own mortality

even the baby’s a little shook up by the end

This small human has internalized the inexorable march of time far better than I have.

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1 day ago 288322 ♥ Comments

officertoast:

officertoast:

I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE 

PLEASE HELP

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DO NOT

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1 day ago 205373 ♥ Comments
frerardruinedmylife:

adiostoreadumb:

SO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ALL SCHOOL ASSEMBLY ABOUT GLOBAL STUFF BUT IT WAS A TRAP AND THE TEACHERS FLASHMOBBED US AND THE HEAD OF THE MATH DEPARTMENT JUST ZIPLINED OVER THE CROWD AND THREW CANDY OH MY FUCKING GOD

WHAT TYPE OF SCHOOL DO YOU EVEN GO TO??

frerardruinedmylife:

adiostoreadumb:

SO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ALL SCHOOL ASSEMBLY ABOUT GLOBAL STUFF BUT IT WAS A TRAP AND THE TEACHERS FLASHMOBBED US AND THE HEAD OF THE MATH DEPARTMENT JUST ZIPLINED OVER THE CROWD AND THREW CANDY OH MY FUCKING GOD

WHAT TYPE OF SCHOOL DO YOU EVEN GO TO??

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1 day ago 150140 ♥ Comments

poemsingreenink:

hyenaspotz:

I DID meet a fake geek girl once. Turned out she was in fact an assortment of squirrels in a trenchcoat.

Those squirrels sure did know a lot about Batman, though.

This is the funniest thing I’ve read in years.

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1 day ago 49384 ♥ Comments
villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

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1 day ago 644221 ♥ Comments
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